Saturday, March 1, 2008

The Three Little Pigs-for a new generation!

A new twist on an old favorite!!

The Big Bad Wolf went to the Little Pig's house made of straw. But the straw made his allergies act up, so he could not huff and puff.

So, the Big Bad Wolf went next door to the Little Pig's house made of sticks. But the twigs were likewise freshly cut, with pollen, flower debris, and moss, still on them, which triggered his allergies again, so that the Big Bad Wolf could not huff and puff.

So, the Big Bad Wolf went next door to the Little Pig's house made of stone. But by now, the Big Bad Wolf was still suffering from his allergies caused by the first two houses.

His allergies were causing a bloating of his extremities.

His eyes swelled up.

His nose swelled up.etc., etc., etc.

He sat down, weak from his runny nose and puffy eyes.He didn't look like himself at all. He was a mess. He was shivering, so he bundled himself up good. Poor Wolf!

But don't feel sorry for the Big Bad Wolf, because soon a little girl came by, who was wearing a red riding hood and carrying a basket of goodies, and who stopped and commented politely to the Big Bad Wolf about "how big his eyes were," and "how big his nose was," etc., etc., etc.

And the rest is history.

2 comments:

Barb said...

So the little girl delivered Benadryl and they all lived happily ever after - that is my twist on the story and I am sticking to it.

Teza said...

LOL!!! They say there are two sides to every story!! Good thing we got "the rest of the story"!!