Friday, January 23, 2009

'Orange' You Glad That It's Friday??

When our girls were little, they loved knock knock jokes. We'd get to hear them over and over...one of their favorites was:
Knock, knock...who's there...Orange.Orange who?Orange you glad I came-a-knockin'? Yup, a classic!!

So when I came across this humor blog, it brought back some fun memories. I thought I'd share some cute 'why did the chicken cross the road' jokes-for adults!
http://www.jamesshuggins.com/h/hum1/humor.htm

Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?

Pat Buchanan
To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American.

The Bible
And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.

Colonel Sanders
I missed one?

Richard M. Nixon
The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did not cross the road. I don't know any chickens. I have never known any chickens.

Dr. Seuss
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes! The chicken crossed the road,
but why it crossed,
I've not been told!

Ernest Hemingway
To die. In the rain.

Martin Luther King, Jr.
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

Grandpa
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.

Freud
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

Bill Gates
I have just released Chicken Coop 98, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check book — and Explorer is an inextricable part of the operating system.

Einstein
Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken?

Keeping with the orange theme to this post...here's my card for Kazan's sketch #18 on 2S4Y and Caardvarks Polka Dot Challenge.

The paper, label and 3D flower sticker are from K&Co. (Brenda Walton scrap pad), Prima Chrystal flourish, Karen Foster rub on, QK scalloped border, ribbon from Offray.

Thanks for stopping by...hope you have a fun weekend.

13 comments:

Pam said...

Simply beautiful!

Kazan Clark said...

Thanks so much for the sweet bit of humor this Friday Morning AND a beautiful sunny card to go with it :)
Hugs
Kazan

Barb said...

loved the jokes - i heard the chicken was heading for kentucky fried for lunch.

great card.

Barb

Scrappin' T said...

Cute card -- and cute chicken stories!

Ellen said...

Beautiful card, love the ribbon...

Ellen XX

James S. Huggins said...

Thank you for quoting my page and for providing the nice link to my site. I truly appreciate the courtesy.

James S. Huggins

http://www.JamesSHuggins.com
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http://www.EclecticPower.com

Amy said...

Darling card!! I love the big beautiful bow and the bling.

Mrs J said...

Lol!!! Love your card, it's so cheerful! Cute papers and I love the bling!
Mrs Jx

rae said...

Love the chicken jokes ;)
Your card is fabulous Ivanka, love it to bits! Fabulous take on Kazan's sketch!

Lea L. said...

This is so pretty! I love that ribbon and those rhinestone accents! Great job with the sketch!

~Lea

Martha said...

Beautiful card, love the ribbon!

Heidi Van Laar said...

Oh, I love this card! So fun and elegant at the same time!

cheryln said...

gorgeous card! love that ribbon!